- 1st
- 01:03 am
"Now this is a story all about how..."
- 2 comments
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01:03 am"Now this is a story all about how..."
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03:59 pmWriter's Block: Awesome Openers
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03:59 pmWriter's Block: Awesome Openers
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- 2nd
- 03:29 pm
"You dream about dead guys?"
- 2 comments
03:29 pm"You dream about dead guys?"
- 4th
- 11:55 pm
"Then why are you still a midget?"
- 4 comments
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11:55 pm"Then why are you still a midget?"
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- 5th
- 01:41 am
"Today we celebrate..."
01:41 am"Today we celebrate..."
04:53 pm"Extraordinary..."
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04:53 pm"Extraordinary..."
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- 6th
- 10:54 pm
"Leeloo Dallas Multipass."
- 8 comments
10:54 pm"Leeloo Dallas Multipass."
- 7th
- 12:53 am
"I have a dream. A song to sing..."
- 3 comments
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12:53 am"I have a dream. A song to sing..."
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- 8th
- 12:38 am
"Can you PLEASE step on the same foot at the same time!"
- 4 comments
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12:38 am"Can you PLEASE step on the same foot at the same time!"
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01:01 am"this will not be your last act on official record"
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01:01 am"this will not be your last act on official record"
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06:15 pm"you gotta bat you eyes, like this..."
- 2 comments
06:15 pm"you gotta bat you eyes, like this..."
- 9th
- 12:20 am
"it won't be long - yeah!"
- 3 comments
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12:20 am"it won't be long - yeah!"
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- 10th
- 03:02 pm
"Squiggly line, squiggly line..."
03:02 pm"Squiggly line, squiggly line..."
11:27 pm"I don't give a damn what other people think, what'a you think about that?"
- 1 comment
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11:27 pm"I don't give a damn what other people think, what'a you think about that?"
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- 11th
- 08:20 pm
"Told 'em to make french fires instead."
08:20 pm"Told 'em to make french fires instead."
- 16th
- 06:13 pm
"Just one look, and I can hear the bell ring..."
- 2 comments
06:13 pm"Just one look, and I can hear the bell ring..."
- 17th
- 11:13 pm
"It means you're a baboon...and I'm not!"
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11:13 pm"It means you're a baboon...and I'm not!"
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- 19th
- 12:32 am
"Thanks. Send More."
12:32 am"Thanks. Send More."
12:46 am"Well, the enemy could be blowing their noses right now."
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12:46 am"Well, the enemy could be blowing their noses right now."
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- 20th
- 12:51 am
"Shooting makes me feel better!"
12:51 am"Shooting makes me feel better!"
10:41 pm"...Rebar it is."
- 5 comments
10:41 pm"...Rebar it is."
- 21st
- 11:26 pm
"Where once was light, now darkness falls."
- 8 comments
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11:26 pm"Where once was light, now darkness falls."
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- 23rd
- 11:57 am
"What the hell is an aluminium falcon?!"
- 4 comments
11:57 am"What the hell is an aluminium falcon?!"
- 24th
- 11:24 pm
"Here we go again."
- 6 comments
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11:24 pm"Here we go again."
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11:54 pm"Break it to them gently!"
- 2 comments
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11:54 pm"Break it to them gently!"
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- 25th
- 11:19 pm
"Canadian moose during mating season."
- 5 comments
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11:19 pm"Canadian moose during mating season."
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- 27th
- 05:30 pm
"Why of course not - this is a lovely room of death! Take care now, bye bye then!"
- 5 comments
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05:30 pm"Why of course not - this is a lovely room of death! Take care now, bye bye then!"
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06:23 pm"I have GOT to get me one of these!"
- 8 comments
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06:23 pm"I have GOT to get me one of these!"
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- 28th
- 11:58 pm
SCORE!
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11:58 pmSCORE!
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- 29th
- 01:50 am
"Who could make this shit up?!"
- 4 comments
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01:50 am"Who could make this shit up?!"
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04:05 pm"MacGyver my ASS!"
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04:05 pm"MacGyver my ASS!"
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06:51 pmThe Warriors Arrive
- 3 comments
06:51 pmThe Warriors Arrive
08:55 pm"SHACOCKA!"
- 4 comments
08:55 pm"SHACOCKA!"
11:12 pm"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
- 4 comments
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11:12 pm"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
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