"Because we're irish?"

[dannysgirlsg1]

This is for my own personal amusement (and taraleesg1's) - nothing more.


Just a side note, a lot of these were all unplanned commentaries for specific Stargate episodes...some will be easy to figure out which ones we were watching...others...well, the content is really too inside unless you're REALLY as frelled in the head as we are (I personally blame the brain blender...)





Note: Several of these are actual conversations had between myself and my mom (aka MADRE). Also, WillTurnersChick is me and AuroraNova213/TarSG1 is taraleesg1.


AuroraNova213: abd giw
AuroraNova213: wow
WillTurnersChick: wow
AuroraNova213: *ahem*


AuRoRaNoVa213: *raises hand*
WillTurnersChick: hahahaha *raises hand*
AuRoRaNoVa213: *keeps hand raised*
WillTurnersChick: ditto


55. Who are you talking to right now?
It was Pip but she went on a 20 mile drive to the mailbox



Madre: I'm hungry! I want some cheese.
Me: Why is it when we're hungry, we always want some cheese?
Madre: Because we're Irish?


Me: Oh, he doesn't know about...
Madre: *waving madly to stop me*
Me: Oh! Icksne on the Aconbe?
Madre: YES! Icksne on the bacon, eh!


TarSG1: and i was putting cookie dough on the sheet and thinking about daniel calling jack "the colonel"
TarSG1: and i heard the ims and i was like how much you wanna bet she's saying the same thing
TarSG1: betting myself of course
WillTurnersChick: ofcourse


Me: What would you call that?
Madre: James Bond football game...
*I look at her like she's nuts* It was from that one Bond movie. You know, with James Bond and the blonde bimbo!


WillTurnersChick: DUDE, THERE IT IS
AuRoRaNoVa213: YES YOU WILL
WillTurnersChick: BRAIN BLENDER
AuRoRaNoVa213: MWHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THTAT
AuRoRaNoVa213: IT'S HUGE
WillTurnersChick: I KNOW
AuRoRaNoVa213: HUUUUUGE


WillTurnersChick: with his brain blender
AuroraNova213: his brain displacer
WillTurnersChick: brain tenderizer


AuroraNova213: daniel is just like *sigh* captured again while dr lee freaks out completely


WillTurnersChick: DAMN! i was gonna post it, but i walked away from the comp!
WillTurnersChick: i had it ALL READY
WillTurnersChick: see....
TarSG1: hahaha
WillTurnersChick: You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the gateroom?
Oh yeah..
Absolutely!
TarSG1: hahahaha
TarSG1: nice
WillTurnersChick: i've learned to come prepared


WillTurnersChick: there is NOOOOO comparison......he leaves Jonas in the DUST
AuRoRaNoVa213: yes
AuRoRaNoVa213: in a ditch COVERED in dust


AuroraNova213: DAMN THEM
WillTurnersChick: there we go DAMNING people again


WillTurnersChick: a dog and some dancing monkeys
AuRoRaNoVa213: dancing monkeys


WillTurnersChick: i wish we had a dishwasher again
TarSG1: aren't you the dishwasher?
WillTurnersChick: :-P


WillTurnersChick: ...forever
WillTurnersChick: for all eternity, idiot
AuRoRaNoVa213: for all eterntiy idiot
WillTurnersChick: nice eterntiy
AuRoRaNoVa213: i thought so


Madre: You wanna go outside with me? *tickles my underarm.*
Me: Gracie, I think she's making a pass at me.
Madre: Yes. I'm flirting with your armpits.
Me: Everyone has their fetishes...mine is duct tape, rope, syringes....handcuffs are fun too..
Madre: Oh you and your bondage and submission...
Me: *starts laughing*
Madre: ARE YOU COMING?!
Me: *burst out in histarical laughter*


WillTurnersChick: their flamers sir
WillTurnersChick: all of them
WillTurnersChick: cept Thor


WillTurnersChick: omfg, its almost over already!
AuRoRaNoVa213: flys by
WillTurnersChick: yes
AuRoRaNoVa213: damn relativity
WillTurnersChick: time flys when jack and daniel are doing friendshippy things
AuRoRaNoVa213: yes



*after I had flipped my hair out of my face*
Madre: Your blonde streak is going...
Me: Oh, I'll fix it.
Madre: Yeah. All I saw was the one blonde streak. It was very distracting. *Unintentially sounding gay while pretending to be the blonde streak* I'm gonna go THIS WAY now.
Me: I didn't know my hair was so gay!


AuRoRaNoVa213: Mel3498 (7:30:52 PM): lol... ok, so i take it that you and pip are adding a bunch of ams
AuRoRaNoVa213: racheldames (7:30:54 PM): what are you and pip doing?
WillTurnersChick: HAHAHAHAHA
AuRoRaNoVa213: we're getting yelled at




TarSG1: how's it going?
WillTurnersChick: good good
WillTurnersChick: and you?
TarSG1: good
WillTurnersChick: goodness all around....thats....
WillTurnersChick: good


AuRoRaNoVa213: i'll tty and yur flawless logic tomorrow
WillTurnersChick: HAHAHAGHA, okie day, we'll be here
WillTurnersChick: AH, where
WillTurnersChick: d that G come from?!
AuRoRaNoVa213: hahaha i was just gonna say did you have a little something stuck in yur throat there
AuRoRaNoVa213: cough it up
WillTurnersChick: hairball
WillTurnersChick: i tried
WillTurnersChick: apparently



WillTurnersChick: he's having a moment
TarSG1: have your moment somewhere else


WillTurnersChick: he's got it
AuRoRaNoVa213: he's got it
AuRoRaNoVa213: hahahaha
WillTurnersChick: NIIICE


AuroraNova213: fatruse is at it again
WillTurnersChick: LoL....ofcourse....fatruse is always at it
AuroraNova213: lol yep
AuroraNova213: ok ttyl!
AuroraNova213: g'nite!!
WillTurnersChick: until you get the urge to say another line to me
AuroraNova213: my god it's enormous, what? not everything i say is inuendo
WillTurnersChick: SEE!
AuroraNova213: hahaha yes, well
WillTurnersChick: I KNEW IT
AuroraNova213: hahahahahahahahaha
AuroraNova213: ok commercial
WillTurnersChick: couldn't stay away
AuroraNova213: so now i won't be tempted
WillTurnersChick: you'll be back
AuroraNova213: ttyl!
AuroraNova213: g'nite!
WillTurnersChick: how many nights are gonna pass until you say a final goodnight
WillTurnersChick: cause by my count, i've had three good nights in the past 5 minutes


AuRoRaNoVa213: on the starship andromeda hope lives again!
WillTurnersChick: *pouting* I hate you
AuRoRaNoVa213: #2


AuRoRaNoVa213: i knew you were gonna look at it
AuRoRaNoVa213: I KNEW IT


AuRoRaNoVa213: guess what
WillTurnersChick: what?
AuRoRaNoVa213: i'm here
WillTurnersChick: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
AuRoRaNoVa213: tada


WillTurnersChick: wish i could get daniel in that position....
AuRoRaNoVa213: MWHAHAHA
WillTurnersChick: oh, did that slip out



Madre: The one with Kim Basinger.
Me: Every John Wayne....*surprised at what I said* JOHN WAYNE?!
*mucho laughter*
Me: Yeah! *sarcastically* Every John Wayne movie has a blonde bimbo in it!


WillTurnersChick: i'm sooo gonna jump Teal'c, and steal his candles
AuRoRaNoVa213: lol go for it
AuRoRaNoVa213: you could take him
WillTurnersChick: OH YES....He's so vulnerable RIGHT NOW....JUMP HIM, and jack them candles.....I WANT THEM


WillTurnersChick: but we're are now beginning to thoroughly plan living together when we go to college
WillTurnersChick: scratch that are
WillTurnersChick: i don't know how that jumped into the sentence


TarSG1: bwah!
WillTurnersChick: AH! KILLER SKAARA CHICKEN!


AuroraNova213: but now i gotta get to bed
WillTurnersChick: OFCOURSE
AuroraNova213: yes i know
WillTurnersChick: *sigh* when i have abandonment issues later on in life, i'm blaming it solely on YOU
AuroraNova213: i know this too
WillTurnersChick: GOOD


AuroraNova213: and* how* is it my fault that you arne't going to beta?
AuroraNova213: huh? huh?
WillTurnersChick: it just is
WillTurnersChick: live with it
AuroraNova213: oh well then
WillTurnersChick: :-P
AuroraNova213: FINE
AuroraNova213: ;-)
WillTurnersChick: GOOD


Me: Don't mess with me! My logic is flawless!
Madre: Your logic is stupid!


WillTurnersChick: *enter Gandalf*
AuRoRaNoVa213: WACK!


Madre: Mayonnaise.
Me: Huh?
Madre: Mayonnaise.
Me: No, I'm Mandy.



WillTurnersChick: montage scene
WillTurnersChick: dammit, that passed
WillTurnersChick: what was i thinking?


WillTurnersChick: because his brain is more mushy then mashed taters



*after laughing so hard for so long*
Madre: I much can't breathe.


WillTurnersChick: Daniel, new rule.....no calling Jack "the colonel"
WillTurnersChick: its weird
WillTurnersChick: uberly weird
WillTurnersChick: dammit, stop breakin my rule!


WillTurnersChick: so....i blame the pringles
WillTurnersChick: sorry*
AuRoRaNoVa213: again
AuRoRaNoVa213: geeze
WillTurnersChick: yes
AuRoRaNoVa213: poor pringles
WillTurnersChick: not so poor


WillTurnersChick: you know what?!
WillTurnersChick: i'm SOOOOOO coming up there!
AuRoRaNoVa213: BRING IT ON
WillTurnersChick: *ignites lightsaber*
AuRoRaNoVa213: HAHAHAHAHA i just had a vision of you charging up here like the natives charging down the sand dune there


WillTurnersChick: save the girl, kill the creature
WillTurnersChick: i ALMOST said save the creature, kill the girl
WillTurnersChick: damn selective dyslexia


WillTurnersChick: *sigh* leaving me
AuRoRaNoVa213: yes i must sleep
WillTurnersChick: must you?
WillTurnersChick: its so.......
WillTurnersChick: whats the right word.....
WillTurnersChick: CLICHE!
WillTurnersChick: :-P
AuRoRaNoVa213: hahahaha
AuRoRaNoVa213: yes, well...
WillTurnersChick: *pfft*


WillTurnersChick: *sogh*
WillTurnersChick: sigh**
TarSG1: HA haha
TarSG1: geeze
WillTurnersChick: YOUR SPREADING IT!
WillTurnersChick: and i was gonna spell it YOR
WillTurnersChick: but i caught myself


Madre: *trying to the stop the mindless babble causing the laughter* No more! Stop! No More! Just shut the fuck up. I'm going to duct tape your mouth.
Me: OOOOOOOO!


AuRoRaNoVa213: okie dokie, i'm gonna get to bed with the rest of redemption
AuRoRaNoVa213: lol
AuRoRaNoVa213: ooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
WillTurnersChick: why are we oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo-ing?
AuRoRaNoVa213: lol b/c i'm going to bed with redemption
AuRoRaNoVa213: stick with me here


WillTurnersChick: and all the SW fans here can now shit their pants



WillTurnersChick: feeling very unloved over here
WillTurnersChick: might die from all the unlovingness
WillTurnersChick: *sigh*
WillTurnersChick: no LVOE for this lonely Hobbit
WillTurnersChick: i was about to create a new species known as the Hunnit


TarSG1: TIMER
WillTurnersChick: *DING*


AuroraNova213: such a rare occurrence
WillTurnersChick: indeed
AuroraNova213: too many c's or too many r's?
WillTurnersChick: actually i think its right
AuroraNova213: wow
WillTurnersChick: now that is SHOCKING


WillTurnersChick: leave, before i suck you in some more
AuRoRaNoVa213: trying
AuRoRaNoVa213: trying
WillTurnersChick: saving
WillTurnersChick: try HARDER
AuRoRaNoVa213: ok, g'ntie!
AuRoRaNoVa213: g'nite*
WillTurnersChick: nighty night!!
WillTurnersChick: you still here?
AuRoRaNoVa213: grrr
WillTurnersChick: holy crap!
AuRoRaNoVa213: what are you doing
AuRoRaNoVa213: hahaha
WillTurnersChick: just had to say that
AuRoRaNoVa213: i am trying to save this and you keep talking
AuRoRaNoVa213: HAHAHA
AuRoRaNoVa213: i thank you
WillTurnersChick: no prob
WillTurnersChick: i can just keep talking
AuRoRaNoVa213: i know
WillTurnersChick: ofcourse you know this
WillTurnersChick: see!



AuRoRaNoVa213: hammond is like WTF
WillTurnersChick: i'd be WTFing over his hair


WillTurnersChick: TBC b/c theres gonna be a HUGE mess in the room
WillTurnersChick: and its too graphic for us young-minded innocence
WillTurnersChick: innocnets*
AuRoRaNoVa213: yes
WillTurnersChick: innocents**
AuRoRaNoVa213: exactly
AuRoRaNoVa213: wow
AuRoRaNoVa213: you got it?
WillTurnersChick: i'm good
AuRoRaNoVa213: ok
AuRoRaNoVa213: just checking
WillTurnersChick: glad to know you care to check
AuRoRaNoVa213: lol of course


WillTurnersChick: and look at them now...they all know each other's life stories
WillTurnersChick: :-D
TarSG1: hhaha
TarSG1: snippyness
WillTurnersChick: word?
TarSG1: :-)


WillTurnersChick: when i was licking my cat to get a hairball though, i don't remember being there fo that one
AuRoRaNoVa213: hmm
AuRoRaNoVa213: memory loss?
WillTurnersChick: its the pringles
AuRoRaNoVa213: dammit
WillTurnersChick: they're working their freaky magic
AuRoRaNoVa213: geeze
WillTurnersChick: i mean, it took me what...FOUR HOURS to find that top last night
WillTurnersChick: and it was right on the floor in front of me the whole time
WillTurnersChick: freaky pringles magic
WillTurnersChick: thats the only explanation
AuRoRaNoVa213: exacly!


(tiggerwidget is Madre)

tiggerwidget: glad my black man is not a priority to you
WillTurnersChick: nope
tiggerwidget: thanks
WillTurnersChick: i have my own black man up here
tiggerwidget: excuse me
tiggerwidget: i hope you mean Tealc
WillTurnersChick: YES
tiggerwidget: okay


WillTurnersChick: THERE IS A FRELLING FLY BUSSING AROUND MY ROOM, AND IT'S ANNOYING THE CRAP PUT OF ME
WillTurnersChick: OUT*
TarSG1: bussing
WillTurnersChick: pfft!
TarSG1: HAHA
WillTurnersChick: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING


TarSG1: i am SO sick of this compueter
TarSG1: who, no
TarSG1: whoa*
WillTurnersChick: hahaha
TarSG1: not computer, commercial
WillTurnersChick: ITS PORK AND CHESE
WillTurnersChick: you spelled computer wrong
TarSG1: chese
TarSG1: i dunno what accent that is
WillTurnersChick: i've stumped both of us
WillTurnersChick: b/c neither do i
TarSG1: hahaha
TarSG1: i keep saying it and i can't figure anything out


TarSG1: DMAN HER
WillTurnersChick: dMan?
TarSG1: why not?
WillTurnersChick: hey, i didn't say i didn't like it


TarSG1: wth are flix?
WillTurnersChick: ummm
WillTurnersChick: you lost me
TarSG1: the commercial said im, text, pix and flix
TarSG1: for verizon
WillTurnersChick: ah
WillTurnersChick: idk
WillTurnersChick: does that help?
TarSG1: oh yes it does
TarSG1: thank you
WillTurnersChick: glad i could assist


WillTurnersChick: AGH! i gotta go get the swatter....brb
TarSG1: okay
WillTurnersChick: back....and this fucker is going down!
WillTurnersChick: the MOMENT I find him
TarSG1: hahaha
WillTurnersChick: AND the fly is getting the better of me
WillTurnersChick: he's flying circles around me
WillTurnersChick: the smug little fucker
TarSG1: damn him
WillTurnersChick: the winged spawn of Satan


WillTurnersChick: in that case....PFFT, you've never even READ the books
WillTurnersChick: so in this instance, you are the Peanut Gallery and I am officially telling you to SHUSH
AuRoRaNoVa213: HA that's hardly the point is it? it's not MY fault yur going on and on about yur lotr shortcomings over there! :P
WillTurnersChick: shortcomings? SHORTCOMINGS?!
AuRoRaNoVa213: OH YES
WillTurnersChick: PFFT!
AuRoRaNoVa213: HAAAAAA
WillTurnersChick: OH....GO SUCK A LEMON!
AuRoRaNoVa213: they better be at the top of the list after this
AuRoRaNoVa213: MAYBE I LIKE LEMONS!
WillTurnersChick: WELL....A LIME THEN!
AuRoRaNoVa213: damn, those aren't as good
WillTurnersChick: they taste better in tea, though
AuRoRaNoVa213: you think so?
WillTurnersChick: most definitely



WillTurnersChick: glad to know the mid melding hasn't gone down the drain like your typing WillTurnersChick: mind*
WillTurnersChick: though it's SPREADING
TarSG1: ahaha
TarSG1: ut oh
TarSG1: well ic an't suffere alone
WillTurnersChick: keep your STS cover fingers to yuourself
WillTurnersChick: OH DREN
WillTurnersChick: apparentlynot\
WillTurnersChick: dammit
WillTurnersChick: i;'m laughing so hard i can't stop the STS from flowing out of me


TarSG1: i sing, i dream, i love
TarSG1: ANYWAY
WillTurnersChick: but you sure don't type


AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:41:43 PM): i shall tyyl
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:41:47 PM): ttyl*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:41:56 PM): i'll have to ponder what tyyl would be
WillTurnersChick (9:40:12 PM): *cough* your gonna do WHAT to me?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:42:03 PM): exactly
WillTurnersChick (9:40:26 PM): glad we got that settled